THE MOST UNHOLY ADMINISTRATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY
Forget “drain the swamp.” In Trump’s second term, he filled it with televangelists, pill-popping propagandists, serial cheaters, born-again fascists, and conspiracy influencers dressed up as public servants. The self-proclaimed party of morality has become a twisted circus of sin, where sex scandals, drug abuse, and holy hypocrisy are no longer footnotes, but feature presentations.
From President Trump’s golden toilet to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. running U.S. healthcare like it’s an InfoWars segment, the 2025 Trump administration isn’t just corrupt. It’s absurd, dangerous, and tragically real.
TRUMP: THE PHILANDERER-IN-CHIEF
Donald Trump’s sins aren’t just in the past—they’re woven into the present.
He is a felon, remains a thrice-married man, with at least 26 women publicly accusing him of sexual assault or harassment (including the rape allegations confirmed in civil court by E. Jean Carroll, for which a jury held him liable for defamation and battery in 2023). But that’s not a dealbreaker for MAGA 2.0. In fact, it’s a qualifier.
His 2025 rallies now double as revival tents, where Trump reads scripture one minute, then mocks women, immigrants, and the disabled the next. The man who once bragged about grabbing women “by the p—y” now leads a party obsessed with “family values”—as long as that family is straight, white, male, and preferably packing a gun.
Cheating? Check.
Groping? Check.
Payoffs to porn stars? Check.
Fake Bible photo-ops? Multiple.
Spiritual redemption? Not even remotely attempted.
He’s the Elvis of Evangelicalism—a man who sins boldly, then sells Bibles at the merch table.
RFK JR.: AMERICA’S ANTI-VAX HEALTH CZAR
In what may be the cruelest joke of the second Trump era, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. now heads the Department of Health and Human Services.
This is a man who once claimed vaccines cause autism, that Wi-Fi damages children’s brains, and that COVID-19 lockdowns were part of a globalist plot. His past heroin addiction is well documented—he has spoken of injecting drugs in New York City bathrooms before his family staged an intervention. He recovered. But his judgment didn’t.
Now in charge of healthcare, Kennedy has defunded vaccine research, gutted the CDC, and greenlit clinical trials for fringe supplements endorsed by talk radio. Medical professionals are resigning in droves. The FDA is under congressional investigation for approving miracle pills backed by Kennedy-linked grifters.
It’s Woodstock meets Jonestown, and it’s being administered with a government ID badge.
PETE HEGSETH: SERIAL SINNER, BIBLE BANGER, WAR SECRETARY
Now Secretary of Veterans Affairs and a top advisor on “patriot education,” Pete Hegseth has become a walking contradiction.
Publicly, he’s the voice of traditional values—defending masculinity, pushing prayer in schools, and decrying the “decay of the American family.” Privately? He’s been married three times, cheated on at least two of his wives, fathered children during an extramarital affair, and found Jesus just in time to keynote at Liberty University.
But hypocrisy is the ticket in Trump’s America. So Hegseth now travels the country with a Bible in one hand, and a divorce decree in the other.
STEPHEN MILLER: THE GHOUL BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Stephen Miller—architect of family separation, Muslim bans, and now Project 2025’s governing philosophy—remains the administration’s most feared bureaucrat.
As Director of Domestic Policy, Miller is implementing sweeping purges of federal employees, rooting out LGBTQ+ workers, and crafting state-by-state plans to revoke same-sex marriage and transgender healthcare.
He speaks like a librarian but governs like a Stormtrooper, turning white nationalist manifestos into bullet points for the Heritage Foundation. And somehow, in 2025, he has even more power than he did during Trump’s first term.
CABINET OF SINS: MORE ROTTEN APPLES IN THE MAGA ORCHARD
Pam Bondi – Attorney General
Bondi bragged during the first 100 days of the second Trump administration that DEA fentanyl seizures “saved 258 million lives.” Despite selling herself as law enforcement’s fiercest advocate, she continues to dodge transparency about her ties to Trump Media and has yet to explain her bizarre 2024 claim about holding unreleased Epstein files, now trying to explain why Epstein’s “client list” that was on her desk now does not exist.
Kristi Noem – Homeland Security
Still reeling from revelations she shot her dog and goat (seriously), Noem has turned federal lands over to oil interests and militia-style “freedom camps.” Her 2024 VP ambitions died, but she got a cabinet post anyway because cruelty is currency.
Noem’s past alleged affair with Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski resurfaces every time she cites “Christian morality” on the campaign trail. She now leads Homeland Security while promoting paramilitary border enforcement units wrapped in Biblical justification.
KASH PATEL – ATTORNEY GENERAL
Now the nation’s top law enforcement official, Patel has turned the DOJ into a partisan weapon. Investigations into Trump allies have been dropped. Whistleblowers have been indicted. His past includes attempts to twist intelligence to protect Trump—now he’s doing it with the full force of the law.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE – CULTURE CZAR
Though not officially a cabinet member, MTG is behind sweeping new education “patriotism” initiatives. Her proposal to ban “woke” books, fund Christian academies, and remove diversity programs passed Congress in June. She also leads the Congressional committee on “Family Values,” which seems to be code for banning drag brunches and rewriting AP History.
Animal House: The Don Jr. Chronicles
While Don Jr. isn’t officially part of the cabinet (thank God for small mercies), he was once the de facto mouthpiece for the administration and has now joined at least eight boards of directors and is pushing cryptocurrency for his father. His social media presence was a constant barrage of bad memes, bigotry, and breathless cocaine energy.
Literally.
Though he denies it, many suspect his unhinged videos—eyes bulging, jaw clenching, were not powered by patriotism alone. As Rolling Stone reported in 2023, even insiders speculated about substance use behind closed doors. At this point, it would be less shocking to learn Don Jr. shares an Adderall dealer with Matt Gaetz than to discover Trump’s next press conference will feature a Q&A hosted by Alex Jones.
As for the family hunting photos—posing with dead elephants, lions, and leopards—Don Jr. proves there’s no animal too majestic for him to exploit or mount, including, it seems, the American people.
Russell Vought – Secretary of Faith and Governance
Vought an architect of Project 2025, now runs the Office of Faith and Governance, essentially a federal agency for Christian nationalism. He openly favors Christian immigrants over others, supports religious tests for government employees, and believes the separation of church and state is a liberal myth.
A SUPREME COURT RULING FIT FOR THIS CROWD
This week, the Supreme Court ruled that churches can now endorse political candidates without losing their tax-exempt status. The decision effectively guts the Johnson Amendment and gives full legal cover for politicized pulpits across the country. That means pastors can preach Trumpism on Sunday morning and still get IRS perks, all while politicians like Trump, Hegseth, and Kennedy preach their own distorted gospel from podiums.
It’s not church and state. It’s a hostile merger.
WHAT WOULD JESUS ACTUALLY DO? (Spoiler: Not This)
Let’s get something straight—Jesus Christ, the founder of Christianity, never once condemned LGBTQ+ people, drag queens, immigrants, or women. He didn’t lead border raids or criminalize the poor. He didn’t carry a weapon, demand political power, or call for mass deportations. In fact, he welcomed the outcasts. He healed the sick for free. He dined with sex workers, tax collectors, and lepers.
Yet, Trump’s cabinet and their MAGA megachurch enablers have weaponized Jesus into a political bludgeon. What they’re building isn’t a Christian nation—it’s a religiously justified police state, where morality is defined by cruelty and exclusion. They claim to follow Christ, but their real gospel is vengeance, power, and control.
CONCLUSION: SANCTIMONY IS NOT SALVATION
This administration isn’t just a threat to democracy. It’s a threat to reality, morality, and public sanity. They preach virtue while practicing vice. They punish others for the same sins they revel in behind closed doors. And they expect you not to notice—or care.
But you should.
Because America’s future is being run by people who treat The Handmaid’s Tale as a policy guide and Wolf of Wall Street as a lifestyle brand.
WHAT YOU CAN DO:
- Register to vote. Every election. Every office.
- Support independent journalism. Exposing these truths costs money and courage.
- Join protests, petitions, and local resistance groups. Find allies.
- Talk about it. Hypocrisy thrives in silence. So don’t be silent.
They preach fidelity, but cheat. They preach purity, but assault.
They preach modesty, but pay off settlements.
And now they preach politics from the pulpit—with full IRS blessing.
Stay loud. Stay honest. Stay free.
— Citizen Ben
